"It’s Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve"

No, it’s evolution, you asshole.


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drunkdilf:

My body stresses me out so much I can’t even look at myself naked in the mirror without wanting to scream for like 7 hours 

(Source: cyberho, via da--kween)


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xxvalleygirlxx:

crazy-4-breezy:

Mississippi and surrounding states please reblog, she’s been missing since Saturday!!!

I’d rather take a lie covered in thorns, than a lie dipped in silk


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What’s so hard about being fucking honest?


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You ever see through someone’s bullshit, and it just makes you wanna vomit?


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